I have a better job for you…
…and it’s called shutting the fuck up. Job for a Cowboy have to be the worst death metal band I’ve ever heard. The constant growls just get on my nerves so much that I can’t enjoy the songs at all. The overuse of the double bass pedal is another annoyance, and believe me, there’s a lot more. The guitarwork is really repetitive although you can tell the guitarists are trying to be showy. I mean, even song on this EP sounds exactly the same. The only thing I found that distinguishes one song from the others is a very high pitched scream on the 2nd track. Besides that, I can’t tell where one song ends and another starts.
I took the time to check out this band’s MySpace profile and saw that they listed Metal Blade as a label they are signed to. I can’t believe a label as big as Metal Blade signed this crap, but whatever. Everything in this genre is sounding like this now.
I’m just glad I don’t have to listen to this record anymore and I don’t have to write anything else about it. I’m done.



Thought you might find this interesting: http://www.metalblade.com/newssign2004.html
The “CEO” of Metal Blade mentions only their Myspace profile, not their music, in his statement. As far as I am aware, this band did nothing other than promote their Myspace and have a fake SpongeBob Squarepants video made with one of their songs (which has been viewed almost 1,000,000 times). This whole new system of signing bands based on Myspace numbers is fucked.